Tuesday, January 11, 2011
A small group of followers had gathered to hear the great Guru Eduardo speak (don't laugh it could happen).
The Guru decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his lesson. So he placed four worms into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Guru smugly noted the following results: The first worm in alcohol is dead. The second worm in cigarette smoke is dead. The third worm in chocolate syrup is also dead. The fourth worm in the good clean soil is alive.
The Guru paused for dramatic effect and then asked his students , "What did you learn from my brilliant demonstration?"
Ms Smarty Pants was sitting in the back, bounced to her feet with her hand waving and with great conviction and the pride that comes from the certainty she was right said, 'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'"
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Posted by Guru Eduardo Edward Q McBeth at 8:30 AM
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